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Health Advice from the Medical Dept

Postby Ari » Mon Oct 22, 2012 11:02 am

When you drink Vodka over ice, it can give you kidney failure, When you drink Rum over ice, it can give you liver failure, When you drink whiskey over ice, it can give you heart problems, When you drink Gin over ice, it can give you brain problems. Apparently, ice is really bad for you. Warn all your friends. :P
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Re: Health Advice from the Medical Dept

Postby FSF Meushell » Wed Oct 24, 2012 1:11 am

Aw man. I drink liquid ice all the time.

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Re: Health Advice from the Medical Dept

Postby Ari » Tue Nov 06, 2012 1:42 am

that might be alright then
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Re: Health Advice from the Medical Dept

Postby FSF Meushell » Sat Nov 10, 2012 7:47 pm

Oh good. Phew. I was worried. :)
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Re: Health Advice from the Medical Dept

Postby Ramsay » Mon Jul 29, 2013 7:39 pm

A public service Announcement from star fleet medical:
Your attention please. It is recommended by the Medical department that if you see two life wires on the deck Or a Plasma Valve blown open with a Jet of super heated charged Gas blasting out. You should avoid them.
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Re: Health Advice from the Medical Dept

Postby FSF Esrom » Tue Jul 30, 2013 8:01 pm

If it hurts whenever you poke at something....

You probably broke your finger!
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Re: Health Advice from the Medical Dept

Postby FSF Sail » Wed Jul 31, 2013 1:36 pm

I'll note that Tequila was not mentioned.

Arriba!

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Re: Health Advice from the Medical Dept

Postby Ramsay » Wed Jul 31, 2013 7:32 pm

Shuttle tipping... Bad Idea!
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Re: Health Advice from the Medical Dept

Postby Ari » Sun Aug 11, 2013 7:33 pm

placing a thumbtack point up in the command chair... even WORSE idea!!!
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Re: Health Advice from the Medical Dept

Postby Ramsay » Mon Aug 12, 2013 7:32 pm

Plasma Chili night in the Ships Galley.... The WORST IDEA IN SPACE!!!
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Re: Health Advice from the Medical Dept

Postby Ari » Sat Aug 17, 2013 6:14 pm

Plasma Chilidog Eating Contest ... the ABSOLUTE WORST Idea in the Universe
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Re: Health Advice from the Medical Dept

Postby Ramsay » Fri May 09, 2014 4:29 pm

the following animals should not be taken aboard a shuttle or runabout.
Camels
Skunks
Targs
Rino's
Elephants
Salt eaters
Aldebaran serpent
Denebian slime devil
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giant dry-worms
Maravel dragon
Genesis worms
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Re: Health Advice from the Medical Dept

Postby FSF Meushell » Fri May 09, 2014 7:35 pm

No elephants or rhinos? That sucks...but I can take a few hippos, right?
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Re: Health Advice from the Medical Dept

Postby Ramsay » Fri May 09, 2014 7:49 pm

"Wait a sec we will check." Presses the coms button "Shuttle 4 report status."
* Screams of horror and terror are heard over thee com. *
"Looks like no Hippos... Shuttle 5 report."
*Primemate Screams fill the coms.*
"I guess that rules out Chimps too I thought that one might have worked to considering the NASA success."
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